So my girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop talking about video games ....what a ridiculous thing to Fallout 4 ....

Head butt all of the things ....that is all

Do we still own an airlock ...I have some things I need to get rid of For example : old guns, some fornax magazines,kaiden, more guns etc

Not as popular as I used to be

All these hot female writer and I'm all like

Might go down to the mess and make some noodles

Erm .....long story short ...we need a new microwave ...for some random reason

Everyday is quad day .....

I am Krogan ...we don't get happy endings

So...

Someone pick me up some beer from omega ...I'm banned for strange unknown reasons by some politician that I never ever punched and crippled

Sometime I want to murder everyone onboard this ship ....sometimes I want to hand out flowers ....there is no in-between

Butts on my Omni feed

@EarthbornAdept woke up with my head in a surgical brace ....don't remember much else

@EarthbornAdept I dance better when I'm drunk

And now begins my crusade for presidium fish

You bet your quads I did

@EngagingGinger

*sits in the medical bay playing with the chemicals*

Love the Wrex baby it's easy to do ...just don't don't expect an option