My 12yo raising the costume bar again.... @timwburton #corpsebride #halloween2021

My guess is that before this is over, we will be hearing testimony from Ornato, Engle, and Meadows. This is explosive stuff. If Cassidy is making this up, they will need to say that. If she isn't they will have to corroborate. I know her. I don't think she is lying.

Did Trump commit a crime? "This is the smoking gun," Sol Wisenberg, a former deputy to Ken Starr, tells me about today's hearing. "There isn’t any question this establishes a prima facie case for his criminal culpability on seditious conspiracy charges."

This blue Lobster was caught off the coast of Portland yesterday and returned to the water to continue to grow. Blue lobsters are one in two million.

Joel's house in "Risky Business," Gary's house in "Weird Science," Cameron's house in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," Jake's house in "Sixteen Candles"...all in Highland Park. It's a place of movie magic and one of the 100 wealthiest cities in America. No place is safe. No place.

Jesus.

In 1995, 14 wolves were released into the wild in Yellowstone National Park. Scientists at the time did not suspect that this would radically change the entire ecosystem of the park. 1/n

Just a few months ago, in Madison Square Garden, ‘Times Like These” was a valedictory and celebration of making it through the pandemic. Tonight it’s a devastating hymn of loss and pain. A great song. A great tribute. #taylorhawkinstribute

The last minute is brilliant.

Hearing LIZZO play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC

Subtle.

I've completed 10 Ironmans and treated over 3000 patients over the past 10 years. Here's every fitness tip I could think of: 1) Kids will only move as much as their parents do.

I am

Yes we do

We did?

Seriously, WTF does this even mean? If someone punched my mom in the face, I wouldn’t hope that she and her attacker would resolve matter amicably. Good lord.

My whole 3rd grade class actually attended my teacher’s wedding, where we joyfully and abusively pelted her with fistfuls of rice. After she returned to class, she ceremoniously wrote her new name “Mrs. Paske” on the chalkboard.

Attention people of Montana. Please stay indoors until the idiots run out of .50cal ammo and it stops raining lead. #montana #MAGA #idiots

Full on sedition.