On behalf of all of GenX I would just like to say, your mom.

I’m not the “yes” friend. I will challenge your thought process if I don’t agree with you. I will call you out on your shit if I don’t think you’re right. And I will always be there for you when you need me

My new LinkedIn bio: “I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence”

Saw this thing on IG that said that water had no effect on fake flowers. And that makes a lot of sense in relationships

If I’m president I’ll make mandatory that holidays are the entire week

Before approaching me romantically you need to show me an clearance letter from your psychiatrist

Just saw this post from a woman saying she found her 8 year old boy google search “girls show their perChina” and that’s what I call it now too

This could be us for Christmas if we start texting now. Just sayin!

One of the most painful parts of breaking up for me is that I always get super attached to the ex’s family

So happy to hear your new gf makes you happy. Sorry that her husband is such a c0k block

I’m trying to lighten up the mood but it’s hard. School year barely started and we already have this fkn disgrace of a system that doesn’t protect children who are there just trying to learn. This needs to stop immediately!

I’ll stick with almond milk

Haven’t seen pics of the school shooter yet. Curious to see if he was a brown immigrant or anything else that’s seen as a threat by certain part of the population

Sometimes the world upsets me. I’ve had enough todaying today. Peace out!

Happiness is not a feeling. It’s a mindset. It’s a daily choice to filter your thoughts, your words and your energy. Sometimes you give in to toxicity, it just happens. But if you know who you are and stay true to yourself, other people’s actions won’t get to you as much

I sexually identify as bi-myself

Pretty sure some ho wiped my soulmate off her face in the 70’s

😏

Ex: I can’t stand your mom 21: Only bc she left you Ex: You know I got remarried? 21: You mean the downgrade? Mkay I’ll be here laughing for the next 5 hrs if you need me