Back to work, I suppose~

...This can't be real.

(He sabotages the mission and kills me and he gets a damn promotion???)

I wish Twitter had a dislike button.

(Dr Marilyn Carmichael do you believe this shit??)

:)

At least I have my department back in order :)

we should have been， you and i， each other's executioner.

i am the reason you can't pay attention， i'm the only girl that could ever love you.

Sometimes I think about going back to freelancing.

☕️☕️☕️

This is hilarious, actually.

🍿

For the record, I'm not buying any of my employees expensive scotch.

(Every day I consider leaving.)

("I won't say it isn't amusing" then just hire her and get rid of me and be done with it. Jesus Christ. It's not like anyone lets me do my job anymore anyway...)

Official Invitations to the holiday party are in your inbox, mailbox, and on your desk. It has also been in the employee calendar for almost a year. Remember: "I didn't get an invitation" is not a valid excuse for missing this event. Please direct any further questions to HR

I might take up smoking again

Oh my god...

Whoever used the last of the coffee in the breakroom and put the empty box back in the cabinet. Your days are numbered.