You only have one life. Keep it simple: • miss someone – call them • love someone – tell them • have questions – ask • want something – try • feel hurt – sacrifice the unborn to curse your enemies and their kin • like something – share it • hate something – ignore it

Dope! Mike Falzone super funny, especially in this special. I was there at this show and it’s still just as funny the second and third and fourth time.

Vote for my little brother to be selected to the NFL Probowl (NFL All-Star Game) He leads the NFL in Touchdowns for a Tight End all while battling Type 1 Diabetes 1 RT = 2 votes today and tomorrow #probowlvote Mark Andrews 8⃣9️⃣ Baltimore Ravens @JDRF Oklahoma Sooners

Check on each other. Let’s be a quaranteam.

...and that’s a Ginsburn Heather C.

Hey I’ll just say this: as someone in healthcare doing direct Covid follow up and multiple friends in actual physical direct care of Covid patients- I don’t take lightly the idea of lightening social distancing (geez I want it too but I also want safety! this is very real!)

“You can stop saying that dumb shit...”

For you discord Dad @owlbynight

What if instead of asking “how are you” people asked “what are you thinking about right now?” It’d be way more interesting. Instead of saying “fine,” I’d be like, “do you think vampires get tired of celebrating their birthdays after a couple hundred years?”

Kathony is the anti-Karen. Worth the read

You have to check out this podcast. It’s a good time with good people

“get simped” is the new “boom roasted”

Heck yeah! New Tank!! Don’t be a wet bench and buy some!

A photo of you in January without imagining what was to come.

Just got to Canada, now I will be quarantining for two weeks right after they douse me in maple syrup

Newegg a bunch of sillies

I just heard the craziest thing at the bar Person 1: “he’s sensitive” Person 2: “he has nose hair!, he can’t be sensitive”

This dude has the best crowd work!!