NEW TRAINEES: “I used to work 25 hour a day down’t wards, for 8 days a week with no pay. Didn’t sleep in 15 years and would get off ward and consultant would thrash me every single day. Not one patient safety incident. Happiest days of my life”. #newdocfibs

Full credit to whoever came up with this! #TipsForNewDocs #JuniorDoctors #LifeofaMedStudent

Semenly harmless #papersofnote imj.ie/semenly-harmle…

First patient at tomorrow morning’s trauma meeting: Tory party with a very nasty fracture, and a high mortality risk. #brexit #BorisJohnson #Parliament #emergencydebate

Excited to co-design with people suffering from #IBD #crohnsdisease #ulcerativecolitis #guthealth #microbiome. Excited to live-stream & hope to have support from Crohn's & Colitis Foundation Crohn's and Colitis Canada forCrohns. Thanks to the sponsors Crohn's & Colitis UK BSG @BDRF1 @ACPGBI

A workable #Brexit plan: 1. Simon Cowell gets put in charge. 2. Each party performs #NoDealBrexit policy through medium of dance. 3. Over 3 numbers and two shows with guest appearances from John Major Tony Blair and Beyonce, Simon chooses. #BrexitShambles

I see my favourite reputable source of medical information is back

BREAKING: Prospective randomised control trial demonstrates no benefit of #JacobReesMogg (JRM) to anyone. Subjects exposed to JRM demonstrated extreme nausea, fatigue and sense of impending doom. 1 imminent case of legal action was reported. #Brexititis #BrexitShambles

UROLOGISTS: please offer your support to Boris Johnson as he struggles to get an election. BBC News (UK) highlighting suffering caused by #electiledysfunction. #brexit #BorisJohnson

An advert for self DNA testing: m.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/150-…

Today is our Patient Involvement in Research Day here in Manchester. Can't make it? Join the live streams to find out more about research collaborations between researchers, healthcare professionals and patients. crohnsandcolitis.org.uk/research/resea… #IBDPRD2019

Comment: 'It took me nine months of self-referral to get to see a dietitian.' A show of hands in the room showed that roughly 10% have seen an IBD Dietitian.

BREAKING: Parliament have ratified the #BennyHillBill meaning that it is now illegal for more than two politicians to congregate and mention #Brexit.

James Kinross British Dietetic Association Crohn's & Colitis UK CrohnsColitisMY Crohn's & Colitis Foundation #chronicillness #Diet #weightloss #personalisednutrition Matt Hancock Tony Young #NHSLongTermPlan #nhs #innovation

“Drug rep left sandwiches in the break room...”

Rowley Birkin QC is on BBC Newsnight #fastshow #Brexit

NEWS: Randomised control trial finds ‘Ph balance skin treatment’ makes you look like you are having your face massaged with Anne Summers rejected sex toys. #science #medicalstudent #meded #clinicaltrials

ETIQUETTE: Wind the windows down. #fartinginanuber

#covid19 resus protocol: A Airway B Breathing C Covid contamination D Definitely run out of masks E Everyone panic

#GallowsHumor Journal of Medicine #COVID19 #medtwitter