i get mean when i’m nervous like a bad dog.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀god damn right . you should be scared of me .

Every villain in Gotham was Goth as a teenager ☂️ Except Joker. He never got the makeup right.

"Green indeed is the color of lovers". - William Shakespear, Love's Labours Lost, Act 1, Scene 2 #EdwardNygma #OswaldCobblepot #CoryMichaelSmith #RobinLordTaylor #Gotham #ShakespeareSunday

Hello, Oswald. We have a great deal to talk about. But first, did you name your dog after me?

He happens to LOVE that dog…

HAPPY PENGUINVERSARY 💜🐧 CANT BELIEVE IT’S BEEN ONE YEAR SINCE WE WERE GRACED WITH PEAK TELEVISION

The one that’s turned off.

Listen to me! Ed's not here, I am. So get up, take a shower, do that disco vampire thing with your hair.

Happy Anniversary to the Penguin, who debuted way back in 1941!

You need me, Edward Nygma! Just as I need you. You cannot have one without the other.

//Maybe he didn’t text me back because he was pulling a heist on Louvre… 👌😂

So, the second smartest man in gotham needs my help.

Oh, and yes, I can see you, Batman, and I look forward to watching you fail.

It's time 🧩☂️

It’s time 🧩☂️

i COULD fix him, but whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.

I need you, Riddler.

🧐

So, the second smartest man in gotham needs my help.