Wtf is a coincidence analyser? I prefer terms that reflect the REAL WORLD
not half baked theories dreamt up by folks looking for badges x

It's International Women's Day, isn't it great we have one day a year to celebrate ourselves..and then the chance to feel 'upset' we didn't make a dumb list of the 50 most influential women in Britain BOO HOO

Unbelievably the British Home Office has denied visas to the 47 young afghan musicians due to fly tomorrow from Portugal for their 4 city Breaking the Silence tour to raise awareness of the plight of Afghan women and girls thetimes.co.uk/article/each-n…

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In April 1967 I saw Yoko Ono perform Cut Piece at the legendary 14 Hour Technicolour Dream at Allie Pally in London, along with John Lennon. Wild times. That work was provocative and ground breaking- and Yoko is still on point- go see her astonishing new show at Tate Modern x

Thankfully Evan Davis is on top of the subject here- debt- unlike Laura Trott, who waffled her way through Question Time when I appeared with her a while ago, and astonishingly has been promoted to THE CABINET!

Brilliant radio- Laura Trott waffles as usual-

Once again Calor Gas completely let us down- in spite of promised to keep tank 'topped up' (HA HA) we got down to 1 day's supply. Turned off heating and could not leave home in case they miraculously turned up....driver arrived complaining there's still a little bit in the tank'

I'm on BBC1 The weakest Link tonight...

Kirstie Allsopp says detached houses should be banned because they are not 'environmentally practical' and lead to loss of community feeling, according to an interview in Mail. Posh people always seem to know what's best for the rest of us, don't they?

Sorry about spelling x

Preparing for Hogmany with an excellent breakfast at the Partick Duck Club - vegan option with hot sauce, a fried egg and hash browns. Ticks all the boxes for me!

Fabulous show at the Hippodrome circus in Great Yarmouth! Put me in the mood for Xmas xxx

Listening to a govt spokesman on the radio today explaining the proposed new immigration controls which he hoped would be approved by parliament so they can be 'operationalised' --IS IT JUST ME OR HAS PLAIN ENGLISH BEEN SACRIFICED BY THESE DESPERATE TOSSPOTS X

Sadly just finished the Newsreader (series 2 on BBC2)- set in a Sydney tv station late '80s. So accurate it's painful- laugh while you cringe! back then I co-hosted a daily live show for channel 9 in Australia. Swearing, drinking, rampant sexism- all good for career development x

Please watch Esther McVery explain what the Minister for Common Sense is on #BBCQT 😅

Please RT this, as laughter is the best medicine 😅 😅