I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips.

I asked him “Are you the friar?”
He replied “No, I’m the chip monk...”

Morning!

Notwithstanding all that. Look at my Dad’s face when he met Mike Summerbee.

A fair point. Anyone?

A new fighter has entered the room.

Reckon this is the peak. No one is an actual REM ‘fan’ are they?

Started watching City in 1984. At times it was hard work (not now obviously) but at no point did I cry at losing. Winning aye, that’s different. Big baby.

Don’t back doon. Double doon.

Ruth’s off to watch Anthony Smerick tonight. He seems like a lovely lad but dearie me.

Literally these days

When did this come in?

Not one for ‘pranks’ but if you are going to do it, go all in like this.

You tit.

Thank God OJ Simpson isn't alive to see that shambles tonight

BACK TO THE STUDIO

Hilarious. Genuinely hilarious.

Atalanta, guys. Wow.

I won’t pretend and say I’ve seen much of them recently apart from v City but have Liverpool had a few injuries?

Jesus Christ, Atalanta running with Burnley today is an eye opener.