Czech Czech Czech Czech Czech it out - that’s really good as well #czechia #Eurovision

Not in Europe therefore disqualified #Australia #Eurovision

Belgium brings the Alex Party then 🙄 #Eurovision

Sorry, got distracted by a moth #armenia #EUROVISION

So we have Khal Drogo and Mr Tumness - OK… #moldova #EUROVISION

Morpheus and the Robots #Ukraine #EUROVISION

Needs a chariot (like Toyah) #Norway #EUROVISION

So…Riff-Raff got caught in a Venetian blind #germany #eurovision

I kinda wandered off during #lithuania #EUROVISION

I’m not going to believe she has the power of a unicorn until she excretes a glittery rainbow (this is bloody awful btw) #israel #EUROVISION

Shiny trousers otherwise nada #slovenia #EUROVISION

Croatia just cloned Kenny Everett and took the what the actual fuck scale to an all time high #eurovision

Scores are in, and in no surprise #austria win the Yates vote

Albums when I was 18 - it’s a thing apparently #albumswheniwas18

We need to ban the jury votes - total bollocks #EUROVISION

Here we go again - jet lagged so cannot guarantee many Tweets but let’s see! #EUROVISION

Really struggling to stay awake through #EUROVISION - I’m blaming the jet lag but it might be that it’s all PISH

THANK YOU FINLAND!!!! #EUROVISION