Who wants more toes

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If one more person summons me into their home hoping for a demon, all of your vascular cells are mine

Shove a shoe up your ass to experience how you will leave my office ahead of time

I was ahead of my time

You aren’t done decorating for Christmas until all your bones are replaced with candy canes. I do the procedure for free come here

*dehydrates you*

Did you know that your intestines are always wiggling.

Brings you a body like a cat

Listen, there’s a difference between getting murdered and dying

New year, 365 new bodies

Put about 2 cups of orbeez in Scout. Be ready for the fun

I will create the human lego

Eyes are natures’ stress balls

Threatens the safety of your organs

My doves are genetically modified to be flying piranhas

Oh no

Teaching myself how to make human leather purses