So, this twitter thing... Where's Oprah?

Do I really want to follow iamdiddy and Lil Wayne?

All I need to do it start a hashtag to get two million followers like Adam Lambert? #2MillionFollowersforJohnGoodman And go!

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Twitter search is like Google search, but you can talk back to the results. I've been used in a hypothetical situation involving a hammer.

I just had the best sandwich of my life. I made it myself. #eatlocal

What's a klout?

Ever wish someone didn't have that picture of you?

Do it! love those guys! Merlin U Ward @kevinGEEdavis I want you meet you! introduce urself & vote #myusername #swnyc ow.ly/i/2qfAj

Sounds like #thestuffoflegend... RT Merlin U Ward: Do sharks like OREO Cookie's? #sharkafterdark #sharkweek

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