Our cat is missing in the Ashley Harbor/Ashley Hall Plantation area. Her name is Tonks & she’s very friendly. She’s white, orange, and grey, & rather fluffy. If seen or found, please, please reach out & let us know!!

Hey all of you driving over me alone but wearing a mask. I'm judging you. But not as much as I judge those of you who are against masks totally. I'm a very judgy bridge. It gets boring just laying here so I have to find some way to keep occupied

I'm not saying there are cops waiting at the base of me to catch the drunks, but I am saying you shouldn't be driving after drinking. Seriously, with uber and lyft there is zero reason to drive after drinking

All you singles out there that are failing on Tinder and other dating apps, try my new app "Weddings by Wando" If I can connect two pieces of land separated by a river I'm sure I can find someone who will put up with you

I prefer satellite TV because it seems like my cable is always breaking

Make sure you stay tuned for our upcoming events. Our Sloth after Dark tours only available to guests 21 and up. Some seasonal specialty themed events. And if we can make it happen, a Halloween event for kids in the AM and adults in the PM

Friendly reminder: The weather got cooler, your car didn't. Stop putting your snapchat name on your car

Its spooky season. If you see any cracks or tears or potholes appear on me soon uuhhhh it is for a costume NOT because I am falling apart.

If there was a song to describe you right now, what would it be? Here is mine

Look at your boy on the news Oh, they are talking about me being broken again 😭😭😭

My neck, my back, my eastbound lanes were cracked

Where are my local to #chs veterans who are looking for work? I have a Marine friend who is hiring a driver (non CDL) to run a daily route for $16-20 per hour. Urgent hire Send me a DM if interested

Best party in town. As you can see, everyone comes to it!

#TwitterAfterDark warning: Tonight I was getting ready to switch sex positions with my wife and I accidentally told her to get on all 9s. She turned around and said, "All 9s? Did you invite George Sink here?" You ruined it tonight George Sink Injury Lawyers

The best Realtor advertising I've ever seen 😂😂 (and she is in Charleston)

Please do not drive Fords on me.

Come see Jose tomorrow from 12-8 to get a highly discounted flower tattoo. Check out some examples of his amazing flower work below

Some of y'all need to wash your undercarriage bad

Sorry everyone... cable snapped