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I love how this has become a favorite clip of MAGA dipshits who somehow missed the context that these are all conservative Sinclair stations pushing what is pretty easily recognizable as one of Donald Trump’s favorite talking points.

I’m sorry it’s just funny that this is what tweets are now

Chiropractor brilliantly explains why you should cut the brake line in your car, just to be safe.

Found myself seated next to the Libs of TikTok chick on a Southwest flight yesterday, so I spent the entire time manspreading into her space and throwing garbage at her because she’s a vile cunt whose every waking moment should be a misery.

Thinking about writing a Mr. Birchum spec where he calls a student the N-word, I dunno.

I’ve buried those for a reason, fucko.

I’ve seen Obama’s “magic wand” comment smugly referenced dozens of times in the past few days, and it’s wild to me that after this many years there still isn’t a single conservative anywhere in the country who recognizes that Trump spectacularly failed to prove him wrong.

Catching up on recent episodes of Working On It and discovering that Mike Birbiglia and Zach Braff have virtually indistinguishable speaking voices.

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve barely been using your Clockwork Orange neti pot.

It’s impossible to know why people had more babies back when they needed children as a source of cheap manual labor and half of them died before the age of five. A true mystery. Let us set the dumbest people who have ever graced this planet to the task of solving this conundrum.

Saw this scrolling IG just now. You know things are going well for Trump when it’s the year of our lord two thousand twenty-five and conservative accounts are dusting off the fucking Uranium One posts.

Has anyone jerked off to the Glenn Greenwald video, you think?

Trump: “We need another distraction from Epstein. Everyone’s saying I’m a pedo!” Judge Franzia: “I got you, fam.”