Dolphins can’t convert on 3rd and short because all of their skill players are like 5’5” and 150 lbs

Throwing three interceptions and then getting knocked out launching yourself head first into a safety is crazy

he tried using Luigi’s side-B missile attack

everyone dunking on Norton but he’s closer to the other 4 than they are to Nicholson

GT is so blessed to be free from those cursed russell mustard uniforms

if you're gonna have bill maher's stupid ass on tcm at least make him come to you. this is embarrassing

of course anyone can appreciate and enjoy Raising Arizona, but there is a certain age where if you are exposed to it, it totally changes your brain chemistry

pickle heads sound off. what pickles are we rockin with? I’m a Claussen man personally

This starts off iffy and somehow gets worse with every word

ok so this is like really fucking good

lightly toasted bread dipped in egg yolk. what could be better

The only things they consume on Mad Men are booze, milk, cigarettes, and coffee. I would constantly be on the verge of shitting my pants

I’ll admit that I haven’t been paying close attention but it seems like the Trump messaging is “Kamala is a radical leftist” and Kamala’s messaging is “I am actually a republican”

They should let you smoke in Home Depot

🎵don't know much about biology book🎵

sure they can be a big inconvenience and have probably been used to do evil in ways that i haven't even considered, but our varying and byzantine alcohol sales laws are part of the quirky charm of the united states

wow he admitted to doing the thing that every tech startup does