I asked Siri to play some music and this is what she chooses. Never listened before but damn she’s a mind reader! open.spotify.com/track/6rAGFY9D…

Yes I’m that petty asshole that responds”who’s this” to someone who pisses me off but is still clearly in my contacts.

I tend to suffocate relationships closest to me. I hold on. Scared to lose them. But I squeeze too tight, and suddenly@they cannot breath. 😮‍💨

You know you’re a badass, when you wear this outfit and not give AF!

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Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Trading Looks Lifestyle Brands got some badass sunglasses! tradinglooks.com

FmL!

“I don’t pull out but my couch does”

To the douchebag who writes a bullshit review on rentmen… 🖕🏼

“Look at this Wiener, judge it for its size. Rub it three times and you’ll get a surprise.” 🤣

RT if when someone commenting on your ex says “the dick must have been good…” and all you can do is think, “Nah. Not really. But I’m still in love with him.”

The shit people go through to try and make others believe their lies are seriously insane!

Still can’t sleep

With uniform! 🤤🤤🤤

My uncle is the best stand in dad I could ask for

I must have a really good butt. Cuz every time I walk away from a crowd all I hear is “wow. What an ass!” 😉