In bed wit a bad bitch rn ( my gf)

4'11 shawty on bumble talking bout 'I love to adventure' okay teemo

One time on tour I had a day where all I had to eat was a family sized bag of barbeque chips

nae nae specialist bro shit went negative don’t lie

This has me crying

'hello, I want to date a giant fucking loser'

Playing a few shows in June and this stacked lineup is one of em. On behalf of the Gabriel family who’s daughter is undergoing a second heart transplant. Come through and support the cause.

Mercyful Fate - Melissa (1983)

Cause they fukkin suckkkkk

She doesn't know 2 steps come from the drums 🫵😂

young pete wentz spotted moshing

my aunt who's extremely homophobic said that 'no relationship between two men can mean as much as one between a man and a woman'

then i showed her this picture, and she started crying

i asked her whats wrong, and she just sobbed and said 'its so sad...why cant they marry?'

I hate when I think of a cool band name and some virgin ass indie dorks took it to make some dog shit shoegaze

Laugh tracks came out when I was 13
I had enough time to
Graduate middle school
Go through highschool
Become legal to vote
Graduate highschool
Move out on my own
And turn 21

And these fucking people are still making arf arf jokes
Jesus Christ

I've seen @sentenced2agony do this when all will suffer by shattered realm comes on

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SNOOPY IS NOT SOME DRUG OBESSED FREAK HE LIKES MAKING TOAST AND FLYING HIS PLANE

I'm sooooo drunk Pantera

Red Gatorade for Christmas

I’ve found the only cool redditor and he frequents r/cigars