Remember back in the day when they used to bleep out “Burger King” on the radio when Digital Underground sang about “gettin’ bizzy” in their bathroom? Those assholes would use that as a selling point in their commercials now. #burgerking #digitalunderground #humptydance

I’m like that last slice of pizza. Everybody wants it, but nobody will take it. #pizzaparty #pizza #playshardtowant

If this quarantine has taught us anything, it’s that these internet cable companies are ripping us all off! #coronavirus #COVID19 #QuarantineLife #internetwoes

I decided I wouldn’t drink any whiskey tonight. I don’t know what to do with my hands.

Just figured it out. It’s the 2020th season of “Earth” & it’s the 1 we jump the proverbial shark. And w our 2 major presidential candidates, it’s gonna be 1 helluva season finale. Let’s just hope that it’s not the series finale. Or hope it is. It’s really turned into a shitshow.

Is there like a retirement home kinda thing for dead religions? Like, is Odin kicked back somewhere in a wheelchair and a bathrobe being woken up by his own sleep fart.

Every time I hear someone say “Hurricane Sally”, in my head, I immediately say “Whew, that girl!” #HurricaneSally #GucciCrew2 #SallyThatGirl #Hurricane

Getting my Halloween month movie fix tonight with “John Carpenter’s Vampires”. Love me some badass James Woods “Let me just ask you one thing - after 600 years, how's that dick workin', pretty good?” #vampires #HorrorMovies #JohnCarpenter #Halloween

Just posted a photo @ Clearwater, Florida instagram.com/p/CJSTnUUA-bl/…

Number 15 (Bama Baby) - Alabama Crimson Tide BCS National Championship P... youtu.be/eCSDGnjh1FA via YouTube The music video from the last time Bama beat ND in a championship game. #Bama #crimsontide #NotreDame #NotreDameHateWeek #NCAA #NCAAF #alabamafootball

Dead By Daylight Ep 1 - Training Day - Check out John as he trains Micah Rector & myself the ins and outs of slaughtership before we go publicly online... to get slaughtered. youtu.be/cg4g53NGu-k via YouTube

I say we replace warning labels on things with random TikTok challenges. This world would be a better place within 3 weeks. Guaranteed. #MilkCrates #MilkCrateChallenge #TikTok #tiktokchallenge

Oh. You know. Just out here spreading a new pandemic. #creaturefeaturescramble #sidewalkscramble @ Irondale, Alabama instagram.com/p/CUQgodJlMau/…

Damn. Pat Sajak out here trying to get one of his contestants killed!! 😂

Ok folks, time to Turn it Up! ROLL TIDE!! #RollTide #NationalChampionship #SEC #CrimsonTide #NCAAF #AlabamaFootball #TurnItUp #Nucklez #GambitFamily youtu.be/54SZjhaFugQ

Will Smith got a 10 year ban from the Oscars. Shoulda kicked him out & let Chris Rock accept the award on his behalf. Just let him go. No time limit. Best. Acceptance speech. Ever. #WillAndChris #ChrisRock #willsmithslap #willsmith #Oscars #AcademyAwards

Be sure to go vote for me as the Face of Horror! It's free to vote and you can vote once a day!! faceofhorror.org/2023/tony-13?f…

Very glad to see this one after the other video of the parents ransacking a candy bowl. There's still some hope for humanity Caspersight This is parenting done right!!

Hey Caspersight ! Do you like rockabilly music? I like rockabilly music. So I made you a rockabilly tune. Check it out and I hope you like it! youtu.be/J1OdYlAoQas Keep up the great work that you do! You'll be at 1M in no time!!

Hey Caspersight , This is what you can look forward to when you finally get abducted by aliens! lol youtube.com/shorts/c6Wcrqx…