Since it seems this platform is destined to go to shit anyways… I recently got a sample of flushable wipes. I’ve not made up my mind about them yet. They feel luxurious yet… mostly unnecessarry. Anyone have opinions they want to share? Tips or tricks?

I thought about throwing some darts at the Sprit Halloween Costume meme phenomenon, but decided to keep my thoughts to myself. Mostly because I respect Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon - and their place on the Grumpy Old Man costume packages.

All the candy at the store is half off, HERSHEY'S announces a new batch of REESE'S direct from the factory, and Taylor Swift announces a tour! They say good things come in threes, and November is off to a heck of a start! Or, I’m about to have a heart attack.

I did something today I’ve never done before. I mentioned The Halloween Blizzard. Someone asked if there was snow on the ground in Minnesota. I said it was 75 degrees outside. They asked if we ever get snow this time of year. And then it happened… I didn’t even know the year.

In my experience, if someone does something because they “know” what a group of people needs… it’s a sign that they haven’t invested time listening to them. Thus… If someone does something “to try to help humanity…” it’s a sign that they have listened to… exactly nobody.

Jim Schultz says I’m “harassing” ExxonMobil. Well, ExxonMobil’s been harassing me and you for the last three years jacking up gas prices! Are you on the side of companies price-gouging us or on the side of the people? Whose side are you on, bro? Thank you, Winona! #AGNotForSale

Long love the fake retweet. Back from the days when you retweeted by typing RT, and using copy paste. Great piece on the good ole days, and the fundimental flaw of Twitter’s “business plan.”

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If you didn’t know that I use TheSuss everywhere, now you know. I use TheSuss everywhere. Find me there. I don’t think I’m long for this place. Also, taking tips on how to find the mental energy to understand mastodon.

There’s not much like a late night launch with my Tweeps. #GoArtemis

This is officially a Minnesota goodbye.

The good news is that I’ve spent the last 24 years perfecting the Minnesota Good Bye.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Neil Diamond, who retired from performing five years ago because of Parkinsons, just had a Broadway show of him open and it at the opening night he did this

Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in. 🧵 threads.net/t/@thesuss