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A. A. Rubin

@TheSurrealAri

#Writer, #editor, martial artist, teacher | Member @sfwa, @horrorwriters| Words in @LoveLettersToPoe @AhoyComicMags, @PressFlying, @CowboyJamboree. He/Him

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Me: *turns on stereo*
Kid: what is this, dad? How can you listen to it? *picks up cd case* digestible planets? Wtf?
Me: I’m cool like dat…I’m cool like dat…I’m—
Kid: No you ain’t.

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In case you ever wondered if I was always a , here is a picture I found in my mom’s house from 1995 of me dressed in a homemade emperor costume. Cosplay was not a thing back then and no one else dressed up for my high school’s Star Wars night.

In case you ever wondered if I was always a #nerd, here is a picture I found in my mom’s house from 1995 of me dressed in a homemade #starwars emperor costume. Cosplay was not a thing back then and no one else dressed up for my high school’s Star Wars night.
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The young dragon shoved the book beneath her bed of gold coins.
“What are you hiding there?” Her mother asked.
“Stories about a wonderful, magical world. People communicate on handheld devices across vast—“
“I worry about your obsession with that silly fantasy world.”

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The earth spins around itself, the moon around the earth, and the earth around the sun. The sun spins too, with the western spiral arm of the galaxy around its center. Gears all, in the great cosmic clockwork whose purpose none know, but in which all must play their part.

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Gather inspiration from Levi Lionel Leland's reading of Poe's poem, To Helen, from our Poe-it Like Poe Reading Event. Write and submit your own poem to the Poe-it Like Poe Poetry Contest. Guidelines and information can be found at sixdegreesofpoe.com/poeit-like-poe…

youtu.be/qd-XxFLKioM?si…

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Some of my favorite quotes in honor of his birthday. I tried to choose some that are different from the ones that usually make the rounds.

Some of my favorite #terrypratchett quotes in honor of his birthday. I tried to choose some that are different from the ones that usually make the rounds. #gnuterrypratchett
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When the moon hits her eye
&goes straight through her thigh
That’s fantasma
When she suddenly appears in the waves off the piers
That’s fantasma
When she shimmers&glows
Off the starboard side bow
that’s fantasma!l
When she howls&wails
With the wind through the sails

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A land where war is over
Tranquility worn as its helm
Where all of the quarrels are mended
And kindness the coin of the realm

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Captain Marvelous looked around at the seriously ridiculous rouges gallery which she has just defeated. She suspected—and not for the first time—that she was a character in a parody of a different comics universe.

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So. I wrote another novel. I've been told it's my best yet. Vampires, murder, some blood. A lot of blood. Why not give it a try?





The Dravenridge Covenant a.co/d/23DTtFM

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Into That Darkness Peering, by me and Marika Brousianou is now available in the WhalingMuseum gift shop. It’s a great little museum. If you happen to be near Cold Spring Harbor, check it out and snag your copy of my award-nominated collection.

Into That Darkness Peering, by me and @MarikaBrousiano is now available in the @CSHWhaling gift shop. It’s a great little museum. If you happen to be near Cold Spring Harbor, check it out and snag your copy of my award-nominated #gothic #horror collection.
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The Lord tried…woke…for he had to take a massive piss. Since his issue was imbued with the power of creation, the Earth sprung forth grass and trees, all manner of vegetation.
And it was evening, and it was morning, the third day.

AHOY Comics
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It’s ’s 10 year anniversary this year, which makes this year’s anthology even more special! ☺️
You’ve still got 3 days left to submit, so if you can write a story in a tweet, what are you waiting for?? ✨

It’s #SFFiction’s 10 year anniversary this year, which makes this year’s anthology even more special! ☺️ You’ve still got 3 days left to submit, so if you can write a story in a tweet, what are you waiting for?? ✨ #WritersLift #WritingCommunity #WritersofTwitter
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—Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest one of all.
—Judge Ogretroll on the enchanted forest. His record is impeccable. His decisions are completely unaffected by bias of—
—I meant fair, as in beautiful, not fair as in impartial.
—Sounds the same to me.

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