*PCC CAREERS* You expect candidates to bend the truth in their CV, not the organisation in the advert. #HackGate #PCC

Dolphins have shifty eyes. They choose Australia and Florida because the locals are easily tricked! #Dolphins #BBC1

*BREAKING* London riots are spreading. Tripoli branch of TK Maxx has fallen to Libyan rebels! #Libya

But on a serious note, we all hope the loss of life in Tripoli is kept to a minimum! #Libya

Bieber is trending above Gadaffi! God bless Twitter!

A cruel tyrant's occupation of a proud land has come to an end. Congratulations to everyone in Cornwall! #Cameron #Libya

Ok Twitter, let's get our house in order and decide whether it's 'Gaddafi' or 'Gadaffi'

Woo! Kate Winslet is trending between Saif al-Islam and Gadaffi. Now there's a film I'd pay to see!

Good to see a Premiership footballer interested in #engineering. RT Joey Barton 🇬🇧: "What a guy, Isambard Kingdom Brunel..........."

A lucky charity shop somewhere in Tripoli is about to receive one hell of a wardrobe! youtube.com/watch?v=ZKuGRN… #Libya #Gaddafi #Gadaffi #Tripoli

*TECHNOLOGY* "Blow! Jobs quits Apple!" #SteveJobs

*BREAKING* As Gaddafi vows revenge on Western governments, Buckingham Palace increases its security.

I spent the whole commute to work thinking about Glen Campbell and I come on Twitter to find he is trending. Joy. youtu.be/QynK5IDalmA

#ff to Phil Creighton  and Laurence Green - for services to toilet humour appreciation

#ff dolly daydream - for services to linking Colonel Gaddafi and David Ike in the same thought process

@davidhedgesme dolly daydream Oops! Yes, it is indeed Icke rather than Ike...

Deal or No Deal seems like one massive cult, with Noel Edmonds as the David Koresh figure. It kinda weirds me out :s

*BREAKING* Panic buying sweeps New York residents ahead of the arrival of Irene twitpic.com/6bvy4a #Irene #Hurricane #NY #NYC

What's this strange group claiming to be a Gov dep & taking pics of the same poster in various locations? departmentofcorporatesustenance.org.uk DeptCorpSust

Mo Farah, what a gent!