Just because I joke about something doesn't mean I hate it. I joke about myself all the time. But that's just an exception.

I find talking to my dog far more beneficial than paying for a therapist. And I don't even have a dog.

#Tewatia is the DDLJ Amrish Puri of RR Vs KXIP

Happy birthday Nivin Pauly Have as many birthdays as you want. Please just don't get older.

I knew my relationship history was bad when I started getting charged at the airport for excess baggage.

What keeps me up at night? This very question. Also the fear that I might by mistake say, this very question does keeps me up at night.

I just remembered about this t-shirt I haven't seen in a while. Will try and go back to sleep now.

Have decided to start posting motivational quotes. Here’s the first one. Whenever you decide to start something, don’t post about it. Just do it.

Try waking up early as a habit. I promise you will stop feeling unproductive and start feeling tired. #lifehacks #MotivationalQuotes

Whenever you are feeling low, just remember, you can always leave the party and go home. #SaturdayVibes #MotivationalQuotes

The secret of my fitness? Decided to start treating my body like a temple around the same time I became an atheist. #MotivationalQuotes

Are you even a true introvert if you’ve not replied, ‘Yes I’ll be dying alone' when the waiter asks if you’ll be dining alone.

To win at life, keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer. Discipline and consistency are your greatest friends while lust and alcohol are your biggest enemies. #MotivationalQuotes

Success tip. Waking up so fresh that it’s the best part of your day ensures that it’s only going to get worse from there. #MotivationalQuotes

Fitness greatness tip. Start counting only when it begins to hurt. Also stop immediately. #Motivationalquotes

Winners go places. Even if it means borrowing money from parents for the ride. #MotivationalQuotes

What starts with ‘show me your friends and I’ll show you your future’ and ends with ‘there is no polite way to put this’? – all my mentors. #MotivationalQuotes

Unveiling the First Look of our Movie. #HBD #DaaliDhananjaya #TwentyOneHours #FirstLook #movietitle Dhananjaya #Durgakrishna Sudev Nair #RahulMadhav Thirunavukarasu #JaishankarPandit Richard Kevin Rajeevan Nambiar Aham Conceptam Private Limited Abhishek Tumkur Rudramurthy Suniel R Gowda Praveen Mahadeva Gowda #nsbalu