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Oh god help me, a #ff for myself Phil Hebblethwaite

So, you guys, I've got a spare ticket to sell to the The Stool Pigeon's wake tomorrow at The Lexington. £12 cash if you meet me at the door.

Times for the Stool Pigeon wake tonight: Hermot 8.30, @TeethoftheSea 9.15, Savages 10. God willing. Get there early.

@drewtothebang see last tweet

Bye bye The Stool Pigeon - afraid gigs sold out but DJs playing til 2am downstairs so come and commiserate

All power to the holy quartet of Savages, @TeethoftheSea, Hermot and The Lexington. Thank you all for superb wake

*a superb wake. Jesus, today has been difficult

@ryandiduck Staggered by how quickly they got there. Insane. Thanks!

@TeethoftheSea So loud you made people's trouser legs flap. A job well done. Thanks again

.Savages, 'City's Full' at The Stool Pigeon wake on Monday: youtube.com/watch?v=zg_d0I…

Another shameless #ff for (ex-)Team Pigeon: Phil Hebblethwaite, mickeygibbons & Alex Denney

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Last tweet from this account. Over here now >> Phil Hebblethwaite