Can't remember a time before Liverpool were signing Benteke, anyway...it's a done deal #LFC #Benteke

The shit Ayew has signed for Aston Villa, good for him #WelcomeJordan #AVFC

In other irrelevant transfer news, Man United have signed Sergio Romero. He's he worst😒 #MUFC #WelcomeRomero

This kit is 👌🏼 Also, this pic is a timely reminder that Chelsea have a shit-hot team...in case you forgot #CFC

Newcastle United have signed Chancel Mbemba, who is supposedly the next Kompany...hmm #NUFC #MbembaMbemba

Any sport on tomorrow?

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We apologise for our silence during the off-season, one of our bloggers died and we elected not to tweet in honour of his memory

That's a lie, we're sorry. Just got too busy living life you know...

Anyway, welcome back!

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In case you didn't know, it's the #BPLkickoff today. Retweet if you've got a chubby right now!

Seeing the joy drain from #FPL managers' faces when they realize Rooney wasn't credited with that goal...priceless #MUFC #COYS

Man United are comin' at Spurs like spider monkeys! #MUFC #COYS

Well, shit...jokes on us #Shaqiri x.com/stokecity/stat…

Banega and Messi exchanging scintillating free-kicks! 1-1 after 8 minutes #UEFASuperCup

Naturally, Messi decided to score another one just to make a point, 2-1 #UEFASuperCup

Passed out last night, missed a 5-4 thriller. Life is pain😔 #UEFASuperCup

#MUFC vs #NUFC up first today

If I won a R500 Roeland Liquors voucher, I’d spend it on the most expensive beer I can find Lucy Corne #12DaysofBeermas #KZN