A woman who frequents *my place of employment* who is known for a famous incident in which she smeared her shit all over the walls just raised her fucking voice at me for not knowing where her ketchup and eggs were lmao

Employers: “We’re a family! Think of this place as a home away from home!” Also employers:

liberals are fucking wild yo

Bernie is strong as an ox due to his primarily soup-based diet. He cannot be stopped.

El Camino was pretty cool

Drop them all in the fucking ocean on the way back

atheists did 9/11

Fuck nudes, send me a link to the shitty experimental Bandcamp EP you self-released to zero acclaim in 2011 under a project name you no longer use and are now sorta embarrassed by

Your barista: “Cream and sugar?” You: “Nope, black. Just like my soul.” Your barista:

And in future news, Dr. Baden has committed suicide via multiple self inflicted stab wounds to the face and neck google.com/amp/s/www.nyti…

Slim Shady implies the existence of a thicker Shady

Sex is cool but have you tried harassing boomers on Facebook

calculating how you’re gonna survive on $6.8 billion

That moment, when you finally snap and go mentaly freakin insane.....