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Kerry Speckman

@thespecktator

Official Selfie Queen of Jacksonville • Writer & Social Media Big Mouth • Mental Health Advocate • ❤️ Napping, Netflix & New Wave

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I finally felt this inflation thing everybody is talking about: a 12- pack of Diet Coke is $8.14 at Walgreens! I usually buy three at a time, but who am I? Mayda Munny?

I finally felt this inflation thing everybody is talking about: a 12- pack of <a href="/DietCoke/">Diet Coke</a> is $8.14 at <a href="/walgreens/">Walgreens</a>! 

I usually buy three at a time, but who am I? Mayda Munny?
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Welcome to Tampa, Curt Smith🖕🏼! I hope you find tonight’s audience at MIDFLORIDA Amp to be the gator’s gonads. I will certainly do my part. Whatever that means. And thanks for inadvertently creating a reunion between me and Tamara L Hanson.

Welcome to Tampa, <a href="/curtsmith/">Curt Smith🖕🏼</a>! I hope you find tonight’s audience at <a href="/midfloridaamp/">MIDFLORIDA Amp</a> to be the gator’s gonads. I will certainly do my part. Whatever that means. 

And thanks for inadvertently creating a reunion between me and <a href="/TamaraLHanson/">Tamara L Hanson</a>.
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Watching #trampolineinaditch and Kyle Kinane does the best worst Canadian accent I've ever heard. In a related anecdote, @GaryGulman does the best worst French accent I've ever heard.

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BREAKING: Lenny Curry has a podcast! Listening to debut ep w/NFL Hall of Famer Tony Boselli & will be giving my professional opinion shortly. Off the top, the name made me chuckle. Also Lenny just said "ass" & Tony likes to say, "It is what it is." sites.libsyn.com/428151

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Hey, Todd Barry! Just realized your show Oct. 1st show in Jacksonville/Ponte Vedra at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall is the same day as Jerry Seinfeld's show at JaxEvents Center for Performing Arts. Maybe you can split a jet. Cannot wait to see you here Oct. 1st! P.S. We love crowdwork.

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If you are in ATL and you're NOT going to see Donnell Rawlings at #atlantacomedytheater this weekend, what are you even doing with your life, son? #DUUUVAL in the house!

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You are good! I seem to recall something about it being the state with the most U.S. presidents born there. (That was a terribly written sentence. Just wanted to acknowledge I am aware.)

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drunk amazon orders are the fuckin best. forgot i bought this for the titans game. fuck it i’m wearing it to the bar. it has paw mittens AND A TAIL 😂😂😂😂😂

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Dollar Store Snack Review 9: (ANNOUNCEMENT: I will be doing a GIVEAWAY all you have to do is retweet the video for a chance to win a box full of my favorite snacks) Thank y'all for the support