I finally felt this inflation thing everybody is talking about: a 12- pack of Diet Coke is $8.14 at Walgreens! I usually buy three at a time, but who am I? Mayda Munny?

Welcome to Tampa, Curt Smith🖕🏼! I hope you find tonight’s audience at MIDFLORIDA Amp to be the gator’s gonads. I will certainly do my part. Whatever that means. And thanks for inadvertently creating a reunion between me and Tamara L Hanson.

Please come for Jacksonville! We need all the laughs we can get! 😫 The Florida Theatre Ponte Vedra Concert Hall The Comedy Zone Jacksonville

Watching #trampolineinaditch and Kyle Kinane does the best worst Canadian accent I've ever heard. In a related anecdote, @GaryGulman does the best worst French accent I've ever heard.

Uranus is in retrograde. Who would like a free reading from the Magic 8 Ball? Yes or no questions only please.

BREAKING: Lenny Curry has a podcast! Listening to debut ep w/NFL Hall of Famer Tony Boselli & will be giving my professional opinion shortly. Off the top, the name made me chuckle. Also Lenny just said "ass" & Tony likes to say, "It is what it is." sites.libsyn.com/428151

Am I high or does Tom Brady look like he could possibly be related to Kevin Bacon in this picture? Or both? 🤔

What is happening in Riverside???? I’ve seen probably 20 police cars flying down Park St toward 5 points in the last 15 mins. Jax Sheriff's Office

Just got tickets to see Donnell Rawlings at @atlantaComedytheatre Oct. 15! Go see him, ATL! Also, I just paid a sanitation fee for a comedy show.

Hey, Todd Barry! Just realized your show Oct. 1st show in Jacksonville/Ponte Vedra at Ponte Vedra Concert Hall is the same day as Jerry Seinfeld's show at JaxEvents Center for Performing Arts. Maybe you can split a jet. Cannot wait to see you here Oct. 1st! P.S. We love crowdwork.

If you are in ATL and you're NOT going to see Donnell Rawlings at #atlantacomedytheater this weekend, what are you even doing with your life, son? #DUUUVAL in the house!

Does this thing still work?

I repeat ... does this thing still work?

You are good! I seem to recall something about it being the state with the most U.S. presidents born there. (That was a terribly written sentence. Just wanted to acknowledge I am aware.)

drunk amazon orders are the fuckin best. forgot i bought this for the titans game. fuck it i’m wearing it to the bar. it has paw mittens AND A TAIL 😂😂😂😂😂

Why is it so f'ing hard to cut your pinkie toe nail? Is there some trick I don't know about?

Am I'm high or is this really that funny? Trick question. Both. #DUUUVAL #DTWD

What's the first word you think of when you hear Valentine's Day?

Dollar Store Snack Review 9: (ANNOUNCEMENT: I will be doing a GIVEAWAY all you have to do is retweet the video for a chance to win a box full of my favorite snacks) Thank y'all for the support

So I finally got to do a Girl Scouts cookie and beer pairing. Thanks, Folio Weekly and European Street Cafe! folioweekly.com/2023/02/28/gir…