Thought it was weird when Scarlett Johansson taught Mahershala Ali how to eat chicken in the new Jurassic park.

It really seems that the endgame for American conservatives is to return everyone to serfdom but with fewer vacation days.

He was not acting when he spray painted the n-word on Dwayne Wayne's car.

Eat fresh or die

The weirdest part of growing up in the late 80's/90's is that they kept insisting that Kirstie Alley was super hot in a lot of media.

Nobody wants any of this toilet side guac.

If you can't trust a convicted child sex trafficker, who can you trust?

People really do not seem to care for the term big unnaturals.

Honestly, the only real crime I have consistently noticed in DC would be the portion sizes at some of their Michelin starred restaurants.

I'm hoping that the munchkins are replaced with Gwen Stefani's Japanese woman child backup dancer/slaves from the 00's.

We need to do something about these DEI Nazis. We have a black woman Nazi, an obviously gay hispanic Nazi, and now a trans Nazi mass shooter.

What I love about Kojima games, beyond the gameplay, is that there will be some prescient treatises on the nature of man, society and also a guy who can’t stop pooping himself named Fart Shitman…and bewbs.

The most unbelievable part of Peacemaker is when 5 adults, one of them John Cena sized, get hammer drunk on 2 cases of Bud Light.

Would you know my name, if I destroyed the Epstein files in heaven.

Apparently Gavin Newspme is so committed to the bit that he’s going to die on Sunday.

This perfectly sums up how I’m feeling this morning.

Can you imagine how awkward it would have been if he had said “I sucked my cousin’s dick until I was 14” or “heil hitler” instead.

Starting the rumor that Donald Trump drank a 20 oz. Sprite bottle full of cum and had to have his stomach pumped, and that’s where he has been since last week.

I mean Trump is still dead to me personally.

Aw man, I've been mispronouncing Ghislaine this whole time. (also, the president of America is a cartoon monster).