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Shannon

@theshanabides

I'm extremely easy going and really just want someone to say bless you when I sneeze.

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calendar_today15-02-2009 17:00:21

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We’re watching The League and someone mentions the Cowboys. I groan and he says… so they’re like the Yankees of the NFL?

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AA took a group of managers to their stadium on a tour when we were there for training. Pretty sure I made enough jerk off pantomimes to qualify as a hater.

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Been assigned to manage the move team at work. Last night I rode along on a tow to the hangar...in the cockpit...of an airplane...with the windows open.

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First, windows don't exactly seem like a thing that should be able to be opened on an airbus, but I digress...is this real? This is my JOB?!

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I just read an article about which emojis you shouldn't use because they "seem" passive aggressive or make you look old. To that I say...A) get a grip and B) isn't this a generation where you are all about acceptance?

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Stop fucking ragging on Gen X for using a heart or a thumbs up or ok emoji. Use whatever fucking emoji you want and live and let live. Jesus Christ can we stop finding shit to pick on already?

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On a fun note for all you kids out there...I am a big fan of indie rock. Yes, at 46, I can still like stuff that isn't on the radio. Shocker for an old fart like me.

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If you are an asshat who laughs at your friends to show them you really care, read Steve's kick ass blog. He's my boss's husband and clearly my boss is a fucking SAINT. hereisrealization.com

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You post on FB that you love a certain actor and think they are amazing in all of their roles. In this case, Zach Woods. Then someone says, "What has he been in?" I'm not telling you. That's what Google is for. Don't be lazy.

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I seriously have too much pride to ask that sort of shit. I just fucking Google it myself so I don't look like a dumb ass. It's 2023.

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Of course if you know the person and agree, or disagree I guess, you can just comment freely. If you Google it and still have no clue who the mother fucker is you can walk on by. No harm, no foul.