I’m @standuplivehunt tonight at 7 featuring for Donnie Baker and then at 9:15 I’m headlining the 5 for $5 show. 2 chances to come getcha some! instagram.com/p/CiD8ZSlLAye/…

Sep 30 Oct 1

My wife told me she wants a divorce because right after watching a Kay’s jewelry commercial I said out loud “Oooh, shit…I just realized that Kays starts with a K. I thought they meant if you just buy them jewelry they’ll kiss ya.”

Unlocked a new level today: Took my shirt off while taking a shit cause I thought I would be more “comfortable”

Our band @thebeastiegoys is headlining this here show tomorrow night! Come see us and 3 other bands wish happy birthday to the Poseys! instagram.com/p/ClsOVBCN3cH/…

Could change someone’s life! If we could all be so lucky to win. This money could help me buy a house for my family.

7pm Tonight and 730pm tomorrow!

Bro did a bluetooth pass 😭 (via laylaz52952/TT)

Huntsville invades Birmingham! Best of Huntsville show at StarDome Comedy Club! March 23rd!! Scott Eason rayna_cheyenne_cahill & SHULI are coming with me to peacock for HSV! 🦚

Just ate at a Cracker Barrel. The ratio of oxygen tanks to people was staggering.

TONIGHT: Stand-Up Comedy Night featuring Scott Eason (Huntsville, AL) with opener Addy Herman & hosted by Zane Lovelady SATURDAY: Live Music with The Big Dam Horns 8pm Showtime for both shows Get your tickets now at: thejointargenta.com #arkansas #comedy #music #Live

Headlining Comedy at the Camp The Camp at MidCity THIS THURSDAY! May 11! Come hang with myself, Scott Eason, Derik Zoo and more! #Huntsville

That probably wouldn’t happen if it was a Coke. The soda wars rage on.

A friend of mine was just asked to describe what happiness feels like and he said “it’s like cumming on the inside, not the outside”. I get it.

Really fun show last night Moe's Original BBQ in #huntsville #alabama thank you Rayna Cahill, @thescotteason and Big Jake Hovis plus the speaker announcing orders and the NASA engineered bathroom door, I loved closing it out, you rule Alabama!

Headlining on the coast!

New band idea: Grateful Dead black metal tribute band The Hateful Dread

New band idea: A Grateful Dead tribute band that only plays in fancy bakeries: The Tasteful Bread

New band idea: A Grateful Dead tribute band that is only worried about one dude: The Careful Ted

Menu Monday! Headlining Friday night! Podcasts popping off and radio appearances, all going down THIS WEEK!