I is exhausted, it’s all the looking at hoomuns food plates this #xmas Got in troubles on 25th,stole some stuffing off motherships plate & Bob got in bigger trouble,he stole her crackling (they had pork.) Oh she was madder than a bag of ferrets! scamp. #dachshund #dog

Happy #Christmas from us trio - having a nap before we get our #xmas dins, tiring work waiting for food. #dachshund #dogsoftwitter today we are #pigsinblankets without the bacon element, just plain #sausages in blankets!

Our nephew, the cocker is home for xmas, he’s waiting for the giant acorn to fall, whilst I lick ma big sis like she’s a tasty lollipop. I immediately loved my big bro, sis & nephew when I met them. Titch. #dachshund #christmas #dogs oftwitter #family #dogs

Mothership said this is what #AI thinks we look like when we go out for a #walk in the #rain in #cornwall but then she said it is highly inaccurate, as we never look this cheerful when we go! Hmmm, must be time to poo indoors for her, after that rude comment. Bob. #dachshund

According to mothership l am not subtle about wanting food, I wanted papa’s #breakfast #bacon #egg #sandwich I also stoles a whole piece of ham of her plate at teatime. Good jobs I look cute, or they’d be some mad at me. Titch. #gettingbold #dachshund #cornwall

Been here 3 weeks yesterday & today is 1st time they left me alone with siblings for at most 25 minutes. Watched me on house cams whole time & I barked & howled the house down. Ma siblings just ignored me. I won’t be left often, but they know I have to get used to it. Titch.

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If ur in the #uk & have #dogs who are petrified at this time year because of #fireworks going off for what feels like weeks, not just #bonfirenight please sign.Don’t think some humans realise how scared these things make #animals or they just don’t care!

Excuse me mothership, do you have cheese? Did you know we like cheese? You did, why not give it to us then? No, none of us remember the bits you gave each of us on making that sandwich, therefore it didn’t happen, so give us more! #dachshund #cheese

We taught Titch yesterday that when mothership goes out, even if papa is home we must do sits & look longingly out window till we hear mothership’s car return, then we #woof lots in happiness, she did it pawfectly, we’re proud of her #dachshund #dog #cornwall #rehome

#dachshund #dog good news, our Titch is here, now officially a trio, had to hide the balls, as we are used to playing on our own with them not as a duo (Bob and Titch,) have to learn to share mothership says. We are all now tucked up for an early night - more fun’s tomorrows!x

Mothership is collecting our Titch next week, she’s prepping us up about her joining us, we are nervous, but she must be petrified, she has to travel a very long way to reach us & leave her other family behind. We’ll show her here is full of love to, treatums & cuddles. Bob

Impawtent announcement folks,new sister incoming,a rehoming like we were,she’ll land on her toe beans here,we are so loved & spoilt by mothership & papa. Not sure how we feel bout it,but we know how she will be feeling, very scared & discombobulated.We’ve got ya little sis.

It’s me Bob, I had to have 13 toothies out a few weeks ago, incl. front top & bottom front ones, so now I can do #tongueouttuesday without even trying #dogsoftwitter #Dachshund learning to eat differently currently, but all good.

Today mothership learnt we have 42 teeth, as I Bob, had to visit the vettyman to have 4 removed, turned into total of 13. I am wobbly of leg, but not lost me appetite, begged for chicken off plate, got some, quids in. Wanted to play ball, got told no, now asleep. #Dachshund #dog