At this point the only conclusion is that the Conservative party is actually a social experiment to see whether every despicable human in the uk can be recruited to the same organisation

Hand it to truss tho, she managed to find a policy that was too nasty for the actual Conservative party!

Please let him end up on 99

I don’t think revolver’s that good really…is that bad?

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RIP terry hall. You cared

Just going for a piss. Be back in a bit

Hello dinkers, don’t often tweet but Joe dink is looking for a singer/lyricist who’s cross about the world and would like to shout about it over some noisy machines. Singing ability possibly optional. Spread the word and dm us!

Board game bars…what’s that all about then? #itsthechildrenwhoarewrong

How exciting! You can see yourself in both sides! Cheers babbers ⁦@invadauk⁩ ⁦Benefits⁩

I mean, who hasn’t been dobbed in by their own lawyers, thrown a tantrum and then threatened to sue the government?

I’m not sure ‘he got brexit done’ is the zinger Johnson’s supporters think it is anymore

Good god, this lot can’t even do performative cruelty properly #bibbyshambles

Call me old fashioned but if you reach the ‘couldn’t be arsed to give a shit whether our schools collapse on the children’ stage, perhaps you have to question whether your heart’s really in this governing lark

I was into that tree before anyone else had heard of it

So do we not like Boris again now? It’s just all so confusing

Getting the band back together…for Christmas drinks. Oh yes!

About fucking time. Now fuck off and when you get there fuck off some more

I think it’s lovely of the tories to let us have a say in choosing the next prime minister. They usually sort it out amongst themselves

Reform voters: save yourself the bother of having to send ‘rigged election’ posts tomorrow, by understanding that 20% in the polls does not mean 20% of the seats today