I'm printing them off and hanging them in the mess.

One of my crew sent me this and labeled it @theironcladlad

Call me Kirk one more time and see what I do.

Honestly would help dethrone Spock for Joanna McCoy if she ever wanted to be Empress.

Went to visit my 'twin'. His furry beast climbed in my lap.

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

Hey Demora Sulu || Moved to Discord! Danny says I'm king of our ship. That makes you a princess! So.... I'm taking today off to find you a crown!

Ok, after seeing Harley and E's tat I think I want one.

I think my second is going to smack me. I've been very distracted.

Everything tastes better in New York.

Nope. You were 100% accurate

AGAIN?! What do you mean, AGAIN....

I'm too sleepy for sex now.

What's a dishwasher?

The correct answer is: It's his hair so whatever he wants.

Stealing @theironcladlad for the day.

How bad of an idea is it to just kidnap Daniel Fenton to my side for say... The summer.

I want my Harlequin back.