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Exactly what someone who did start the fire would say, tbh

My co-workers are in for a treat today - 9.5 hours of Sinatra cued up for 'em! open.spotify.com/playlist/21eXu…

Spotted in the wild Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ

Who's up for a cool Friday? open.spotify.com/playlist/4CuWa…

Qt with your sunglasses

“Morning, Ralph.” “Morning, Sam.”

Growing up watching action movies didn't prepare me for the fact that I would never hear the word 'vengeance' in real life.

Not to brag, but I’m the only dude at this Waffle House that’s not wanted by the police.

The immortal crumb in my air fryer that just keeps getting cooked over and over

I appreciate that my neighbour with the Maserati keeps his garage door open… so’s that we can all see that he has a Maserati

Experienced the model T races for the first time this afternoon… I’ll definitely be back

“Do you have an auxiliary power outlet for my phone?” “No. Want a cigarette?”

Reasons why day drinking at home is the best: 1. You don’t have to drive 2. The bartender is cool 3. No last call 4. The restroom is clean 5. You can play your own music 6. No cover charge 8. No drunk assholes in the building 9. Your dogs are there with you 10. See #1 again

'By us, for us': How sports talk radio found new life on the internet. 🤔 thesco.re/3Xf1SaM (via Jolene Latimer)

Was looking forward to enjoying the BC LIONS vs X - Alouettes de Montréal game on a Friday night… until I realized that it was in Montreal. Goddamnit those airhorns make it tough to watch. CFL

“Billy, hold the bat like this and pretty soon you’ll be batting like a pro! I’m just fucking with you, you fell off the monkey bars and landed on your head.”

May this photo of Tom Jones leaning up against a tree with a pair of binoculars and a goddamn hand cannon stuffed down his skin-tight jeans serve as an invitation for you to also live your best life.