What am I serving for the holidays? Looks. (and a cheese board)

Taking PTO P- putting cheese on T- triscuits and O- opening my mouth

Ways to avoid intrusive questions from family members over the holidays: Stuff your face with cheese and crackers so you can never answer

How about we don’t circle back in ‘25 and leave the past in the past so I can snack in peace 🫶

My New Year's Resolution was to snack less - I failed day 2

Doing dry january (eating triscuits plain)

New year and slightly new me (I started buying nicer cheeses)

You raise your ya ya ya and I'll raise this triscuit to my mouth

My 2025 ins and outs: In: - Hosting themed parties - Wheels of cheese - Snacking Out: - Being mean to me

This year I’m really going to treat myself (I’m buying every flavor of triscuit)

I cant believe yall nominated me for best snack

Imagine hating on me when I'm just eating snacks in bed, reading my new book and sipping on my sleepy girl mocktail

Take this as your sign that you need a midday snack

Sometimes when I catch people staring at me while I eat, I stare back at them as I stuff my face and wait for them to break eye contact

This is the year I will finally make you all realize I’m a vital charcuterie cracker

We listen and we don’t judge: what’s a triscuit flavor you wish was real?

I know a lot of new year's resolutions is to snack less BUTTTT snacking with me is way better

My besties and I don’t want a dozen roses, we want to eat all the cheese in the world without our tummy’s hurting profusely afterwards

Growing up is realizing snack time can be anytime and I think that’s beautiful

Now I’m not explicitly saying I’m the best but I am implying it with this tweet