Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus

Whoever keeps popping off in my chem class and proceeds to leave the tests curve in absolute ruins, we need to talk

This. It gets hard when the negative thoughts creep in when all I want to do is be everyone's hype man but I find peace in knowing eventually I'll find my own hype man

i’ve never seen a more beautiful person than the Time magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year winner

I hope this email finds you before They do.

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Alright Hit Monkey might be onto something

ppl with firm ass handshakes give me bad vibes cuz why are u already tryna hurt me during our first ever interaction

You're good enough!

I was not expecting dude to drop fire. x.com/corncommunist/…

Hold me back I’m going to kick a computer’s ass

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Counting my rocks

start diggin in yo hut twin

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