Got to the vintage vinyl and of course Fleetwood Mac is playing 😌💖💖💖💖 #FleetwoodMac #StevieNicks #VintageVinyl

Maybe a kazoo would help spice up this panic attack 🤔😂😂😂

I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts 🥜🥸 (And yes it’s the right “your” it’s a line from a movie) * Bonus points if you can name the movie 🤔

My happy place 🥰☕️ #Coffee #CoffeeLover

Dropping in to say hello and hoping some of you get this and get a good laugh like I did 😂😁👋💋

This 😂😂😂😂😅

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Home sick and I’ve been filling out multiple applications on indeed while on cold medicine…. I’ll have an interview to be an astronaut by midnight 😂😂😂 #Findabetterjobwhileyouhaveajob

Update…😂🥸🐈

This has me cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

I love Marc Maron There, I’ve said it and I don’t care who knows it..not even him 😂😂😂😂

Proof of life tweet! Heyyyy y’all 👋 Been a hot minute since I’ve twatted and wanted to hop on and see what the frick you’re all doing! 😊💋🤘

Just a reminder that I’m still here, still alive and kickin, still hilarious and reminding you that tomorrow is taco Tuesday 😁 🌮💋

Heyyyy 👋🤓 #Cheeto #CheetosPuffs #CheetospizzaPuffs #chestercheetah #itsaproblem #delicious #FritoLay

34 yrs ago I took an improv class and made a 69 joke that didn’t land. I don’t remember what the joke was, but remember thinking I was embarrassed yet was disheartened that none of those fools got it . Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug surely would have appreciated it.

Have you ever accidentally sent a reel on Instagram to someone that you don’t know? I bet you didn’t ever do it to Steve Austin 😂 I mean, it was hilarious and if he ever looks at his DM’s on there, he’s gonna be like what in the actual hell ? 🤣

What’s crappinin peeps? Also to my group chat, i accidentally left the group again…it would not be me if i didn’t do it 😂😂😂

I dont know who needs to hear this but put your crystals out tonight and make moon water. 😊 🧙‍♀️