Know what I like to do? Go to gas pumps and see who’s wallet is getting hit harder than mine. Reminds me that at least I don’t have it as bad as the guy in the truck paying 112 dollars to fill up.

There are very few things that legitimately excite me, however #SpiderManNoWayHome did in spades. It over delivered. It gave me things that I didn’t expect and things I didn’t know I wanted to see until I saw them. 10/10

It’s nearly that time of year. When all of you do gooders and try harders re-enter my home at the gym, and aim to better yourselves. Some advice. Don’t. I ask that you remain home for my own selfish reasons. Love yourselves. You’re already perfect. Stay home. You deserve it 😂😂

How many Reese’s do you eat out of a king size Reese’s

Business: Finished ✅

I aspire to hate everyone as much as Tobey Maguire hates the paparazzi

I wonder if kids would still recognize the ice cream song if an ice cream truck came through their neighborhood

Disgusted by this Fresh Prince reboot.

Never realized how much social media I have until I had to reply to Happy Birthday wishes across 4 platforms and then text. Time to consolidate.

R.I.P to the bad guy!

Falcons just really don’t want me to be able to root for them #NFLDraft

People who just leave their grocery buggies in random parking spots instead of putting them away should have to spend their entire afterlife only retrieving and returning grocery buggies.

To this day Wale’s The Album About Nothing doesn’t get enough recognition.

Saturday morning = rise and grind. It’s show day

I hate people in public spaces, I know this, but there are places and times I feel more strongly about it than others. Getting gas at full pumps is one of those times.

and NEEEEEWWWWWW Southern Fried Championship Wrestling Heavy Weight Champion. CT KEYS. CT Keys

“Fuel tank full of whoopass machine”

Happy New Year! Dawgs win, and I’m going to be a dad. Life is good.

Gotta thank Coach Saban, over shadowing the Michigan championship win by taking up all the headlines with a retirement. He was like I’ll give y’all 2 days. #legend #NickSaban #Alabamafootball

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