Karl's Diary: "Met up with my mate Laurie. He was in a pub...and he saw a man who's hands were on the wrong arms."

KP: "Is it right that I can see past family and that? Because to be honest I'd probably prefer to stay away."

KP: "There's a woman across the road with no pants on; she caught me looking so I'm just giving her a bit back."

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KP: "She was a bit... What's the word I can use cus I don't wana offend anyone.... I'd say 'mental homeless.'

KP: "Turn your heating off, turn the lights off; I'm living like a mole."

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KP: "Go round to Sheila's, slag me off if you want but I tell you what, you're not coming back here. Fuck off!"

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Don't miss The Ricky Gervais Show tonight at 2.45am on E4. Ok, Sky+ it. It's the one with Karl's peeve of animals being treated like people!

“@SeanAAitken: My Tuesday night. Ricky Gervais Ricky Gervais Show twitpic.com/cs9az7” that's a great night!

#ROCKBUSTERS Cryptic clue: 'That Jamaican fella doesn't want anything.' Initials: N D