Excellent Q+A for #StarveAcre BFI tonight — somehow the idea of 8 invisible puppeteers animating a demonic hare adds a new level of creepiness to this #folkhorror homage

Oasis reunion: full band revealed

Rare sighting of an FT literature job, which will feature in part 6 of David Attenborough’s ‘This Fragile Discipline’ jobs.ac.uk/job/DJK368/lec…

Stoked to have got my six grand ticket for Oasis

Somehow I really screwed up again and missed the whole bubble tea business opportunity

Ideal headline for Tories objecting to the decision to end of one-word OFSTED overall judgements of schools: ‘NUTS CRACK OVER SLEDGEHAMMER’

I was in the phone queue for an appointment with the doctor for so long this morning that when I got through I panicked and bought four £361 tickets for premium standing room only in the operating theatre instead

University lecturers have to fill out a Retrospective Time Allocation every three months. But what happens if in the last quarter you invented a Time Machine which completely unravels any notion of fixed time allocations? Also: no box to tick for Time Machine invention

Men. In cafes. In the City. In shirts. SHOUTING ABOUT BUSINESS.

Well, it’s a really dingy autumnal day today, so what have I got to read that will cheer me up and give me a little boost —

There is almost nothing more enjoyable in this by now fairly mad job than writing letters of support for incredible scholars to get their fully deserved promotion at universities around the world. I could do it all day.

My essay in the October issue of ⁦Sight and Sound magazine⁩, just out! There’s also an interview with some bloke called Francis Ford Coppola — some kind of director apparently

I’ll get my coat

I’ve seen a fair few horror films this year, but nothing in them quite matches for gruesomeness the narrative arc of my infected toenail over the last 5 days.

Next up, lads mags, getting bladdered at the Groucho, and the idea of Will Self as a serious cultural commentator

So to sum up Trump’s trajectory in the debate: from childless cat ladies to catless child ladies

“A Haitian baby ate my dingo!”

Expedia just emailed me with the enigmatic and melancholy instruction: “Don’t forget about Billund”

First privately funded #Spacewalk, just manoeuvring into position to install first Coca Cola vending machine in space