Priiiiiiiize

Priiiiiiiiize

I joined Cerberus to make a difference. What I made was a meme out of myself by rolling my i's.

Priiiize

Brynn has been acting really weird lately. I mean, who puts ice cream on elcor barbecue?

All about the priiize, y'know?

I like my uniform. Almost feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

That was interesting.

Once upon a time, Cerberus did good work. We got the job done before the Alliance could trip over the red tape.

-I stand in front of a mirror, admiring my biceps- Damn Jacob, you are fiiine.

Brynn made me stop wearing briefs. Something about it reducing my count. I get the sense she wants another baby.

Remember the priiize

Wassup?

Wassup playas? No, seriously, what's going on?

Hey guys. How you doing?

@BeyondSubject0 I do my Black Friday shopping on the Extranet. I bought a new Omni-tool with my old one. Heh.

@BeyondSubject0 Too afraid of being trampled by krogan who want to shop for their new families.

@ShadowedN7 //I tryyyyy. :P

Whassup?

Brynn's coming off a little crazier than usual tonight. Need some space.