Okay, can someone explain to me how pistachio salad is in any way good?! It looks so disgusting!!

Okay, Wes Anderson has a new movie coming out and it looks fantastic!

I hate when I want to sleep and my body is like, “naw, fuck you! I’m going to wake your ass up early!”

I just hope I chose decent hotels in Japan! I guess that will be part of the adventure!

Just booked my hotels for Japan!!!

It’s so weird…it’s been 15 years since I finished college, yet every now and then I will have that dream where I show up to class and there is a test that I know nothing on.

It’s crazy to think in less than a month I will be in Japan!!! Soooooo excited!!

Was just thinking about when Julie Ginger XBIZ MIAMI put all of her huge ass on my face!! Fun times!

If you want to watch this scene, click the link in my bio!

Jimmy Dean officially won breakfast with this!!

Damn, I really love thick thighs!!

I want to visit Australia, but damn if the country isn’t doing its damnedest to dissuade me!

Crimes against food are real!!

Sometimes shit I overhear while driving people has me like

Apparently the wait for Taylor Swift merchandise is 8-10 hours!! 😳😳😳

I feel like Jim Carrey was at his comedic peak in LIAR LIAR!! This scene perfectly illustrates his manic genius!!

It’s interesting how a million dollars is still the ultimate benchmark of financial success.

My reading material for this evening

I’m curious, when I turn 40, will that officially make me a “daddy?”

Rewatched ALONG CAME POLLY and it’s worth the rewatch alone for Philip Seymour Hoffman’s performance!