To quote myself and others. "You can't do that".

Michigan did not win the 1997 Title. I will die on this hill. Forever.

DOWN GOES NUMBER ONE.

DERAILED.

Gramma-cidin!

What a time to be alive! Bacterial phage defense system repurposed to keep tomatoes firmer and longer lasting.

NAS member to the Nature reviewers after ignoring all their reviews and publishing the exact same manuscript in PNAS as a contributed article

Yeah Maths!

I don't care the function of the next hypothetical gene I characterize. Gonna name it noa. Will be a subtle hint to push my next grant to the top of the heap! IYKYK #NIH

Without revealing your age, who was your very first MLB player?

Paul Fey, PhD, UNMC Pathology, Microbiology & Immunology professor and vice-chair of research, has been selected as the 2023 recipient of the University of Nebraska Medical Center College of Medicine and Class of 1962 Basic Science Outstanding Teacher Award by the University of Nebraska Medical Center Alumni Association. Congratulations to Dr. Fey for this honor!

Stringer Bell. (Not a murdery day though.)

Move aside Bo Jackson, John Daly just became the GOAT athlete. Look at him throwing legit heat…in flip flops

Front row: Violent Femmes!

Definitely. Maybe.

Prospective homeschoolers just need to take a sociology class taught by Tim Gill and they’ll be good to go. Sociology >>> pedagogy. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sturgill Simpson

Finished our basement and included shuffleboard table that I built.