Thursday 12 September Martyrdom of Imam Hassan Asgari in IranHassan Agari was born in Medina on 8th of Rabi-ul-Akhar 232 AH His father was Ali Naqi, the 10th Shia Imam. bit.ly/4e0X6Vv

Friday 13 September Thimphu Tshechu in ThimphuThimphu Tsechu was initiated by the 4th Druk Desi (secular ruler of Bhutan), Gyalse Tenzin Rabgay in the 17th century.  bit.ly/47pGbcG

Six ways your bastard co-workers steal your precious lunch breakYOUR lunch break is a golden hour of freedom from a long day as a corporate drone, except when the wankers you work with take it from you:   By obsessing about cake  Cake’s pretty good. bit.ly/4gpFyEg

Saturday 14 September Cochabamba Day in CochabambaCochabamba is a city in central Bolivia located in a valley in the Andes mountain range. It is the fourth largest city in the country and capital of the Cochabamba Department.  The bit.ly/3XqtCcL

You choose, says girlfriend who's already decidedA MAN offered the opportunity to decide what TV show to watch is unaware the outcome has already been decided.  Stephen, bit.ly/3z8jnlj

Sunday 15 September Independence Day in HondurasOn his fourth and final voyage to the Americas, Christopher Columbus landed in Trujillo on 14 August 1502. It was the first time he had actually set foot on the Central American mainland. bit.ly/3Zl7VgL

Lazy bastard boyfriend refusing to become mindreaderA SELFISH boyfriend has refused to learn to read his partner’s mind, it has emerged.  Despite bit.ly/4gs3mra

Wife who agreed to share bottle of wine only drinks one glass againA WIFE who keeps agreeing to share a whole bottle of wine with her husband has only had one glass again, it has been confirmed. bit.ly/3B4mSK1

Monday 16 September Mid-Autumn Festival Holiday in ChinaThis festival originated in a fairy tale. A hero names Hou Yi saved his people by shooting down the other nine suns that burned his people to death. bit.ly/3B4Q4R7

Tuesday 17 September Day of Melilla in MelillaMelilla is located on the north coast of Africa and shares a border with Morocco. bit.ly/4go46NL

Tuesday 17 September Day of Melilla in MelillaMelilla is located on the north coast of Africa and shares a border with Morocco. bit.ly/4go46NL

Wednesday 18 September Independence Day in ChileOn September 18th 1810, Chile broke from Spanish rule, declaring their independence. The Spanish had ruled Chile since the middle of the 16th Century. bit.ly/4esdu0W

Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following dayA MAN who has felt sluggish and groggy every morning for the last 20 years has been stunned to learn that getting more sleep makes him perkier.    Ron, bit.ly/3XPBcPz

Thursday 19 September the Feast of San Gennaro in NaplesIn Naples, the 19th of September is the Feast of San Gennaro. bit.ly/47EIx7J

Friday 20 September Ragamuffin War Anniversary in Rio Grande do SulOn September 20th each year, Rio Grande do Sul, the most southerly state in Brazil bordering Uruguay and Argentina, celebrates the Farroupilha (Ragamuffin) bit.ly/3BbEHa4

Success! This man has made it to 40 without having any real responsibilitiesA MAN who recently hit 40 has somehow managed to do so without taking on anything that could be considered a responsibility.  Alan, bit.ly/3MU2zSi

Saturday 21 September Independence Day in BelizeEuropean contact began in 1502 when Christopher Columbus sailed along the Gulf of Honduras. bit.ly/47DYV8G

Five things bosses expect you to do on your holidayHOLIDAYS are a time for much-needed rest, relaxation, and escape from work. bit.ly/3TyiadV

Sunday 22 September Independence Day in BulgariaBulgaria had been part of the Ottoman Empire since 1396. bit.ly/3BpuDdq

Friends suspect woman not drinking at wedding is hungoverGIGGLING friends suspect a woman, aged 33 and newly married, is refusing all alcohol because she is in a delicate condition after an epic session.   Francesca, bit.ly/3zhKQ45