The White House says Zelenskyy will not be meeting with Trump unless he wears a suit. Here's how he should show up.

MLB says it is mulling realigning divisions (Yanks-Mets, Cubs-WSox, Angels-Dodgers) to cut down on travel. Instead, how about scrapping the everybody-plays-everybody crap so that Mets don't have to make trips to Seattle, Sacramento, etc. and can play more vs. Philly and Atlanta?

This douchebag should be making license plates at Attica.

"Does that fat asshole ever bathe?"

"Hmm. Marjorie's more masculine than anyone here."

IHOP?

"Vlad tasted a little salty today."

It is amazing how the arrival of one person -- Nolan McLean -- has turned the Mets' season around.

Until she is convicted on 34 felony counts, she should not resign.

Juan Soto will wind up with decent stats for the year, but you wonder if he will ever have the moment where Mets fans say, "That's why he is worth every penny!" Hopefully he has it in the postseason.

I’m not crying

You just knew that once Pete made that boneheaded throw to second that it would come back and bite the Mets in the ass. And Manaea continues to steal money.

The rural hospitals are closing, dimwit. And please wipe Trump's skidmarks off your cheeks.

McCarthy is in the dictionary next to the word "gelding." Sold his balls after J6.

Mendoza waves the white flag and inserts Stanek to make sure there will be no comeback. This will make it 0-52 when trailing after eight innings.

Someone has to look into what Ryne Stanek has on David Stearns to stay on a major-league roster. It has to be pictures of Stearns in a compromising position with some form of wildlife.

Woke up this morning and saw that Ryne Stanek still has a major-league job, and I wondered whether David Stearns has a death wish.

I'd say, "Get a room," but I am sure they already have.

No one in the history of baseball has ever assembled more garbage in one bullpen than David Stearns. It is astonishing.

For some reason, watching Paul Blackburn suck with another team makes me happy.