when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrereooww mrraooww

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

Imagine being a Nazi soldier with ADHD and getting Pervitin and while everyone else is going fucking nuts and jumping at shadows you’re just making a day planner for the first time

yesss de cuckstoel is nog vrij

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I know everyone is talking about One Battle After Another, but I just want to say something: if I had a Vitamix, after I was done making my smoothie, i'd use this to throat train myself.

Most successful Durham Police operation

Me defending my O(n^3) solution to the coding interviewer.

The year is 2028. Canada is in the grips of a brutal ground invasion. Ordinary Canadians wage guerilla warfare in the streets. Rationing is in effect. The world as we knew it has disintegrated before our eyes. Pierre Poilievre is still yelling about carbon tax.

Je déteste quand il aura farm comme ça car je ne peux pas le hate a mon plein potentiel

🚨BREAKING 🚨 📷 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to learn the Rust Programming Language "The days of memory corruption vulnerabilities are behind us, and we as New Yorkers must unite to push into the future of software"

I find the whole "canadians are too smug when talking about america" brand of post really funny. they act like canadians are unique and do this for no reason. as if american exceptionalism doesn't exist, or as if the entire rest of the world doesn't also shit on the US

you can always tell when americans have never been to europe because they don’t know about 2

A politician that uses a proper shovel. I could only dream of this in Ontario

A reminder, after 50cm of snow has fallen, that the Ontario Science Centre’s closure was a manufactured crisis, not remotely a necessity, stealing a jewel from a generation of children so that it could be relocated to serve the needs of a waterpark operator.

The Ontario Science Centre’s roof didn’t buckle under the weight of all the snow that fell today in Toronto. The engineer’s report that was used as an excuse to close it recommended repairs but not a shut down. The government shut it down anyway.

This alone should cost Doug Ford his job. Worst snowfall in history and that roof is holding up better then any sentence Ford has ever said.#onpoli

CHAPPELL ROAN #GRAMMYs

my feed refreshed when i saw a video that looked like this im begging someone please link it i have to know what the fuck i was looking at