Whoever put this microphone system in won’t be working any time soon.

Don’t say anything. Just RT.

Try using grok on any queries about musk/trump/democracy/legitimacy and you’ll find the pet AI poodle isn’t quite playing ball. Is almost as if the truth will out. Almost.

The martins are back!

Hmm…

Brentford A draw with Arsenal B. Good game, great fans. Now for a real game…

16 vs 17 it’s only good for a laugh.

Navigating Glastonbury on the BBC’s coverage used to be easy: search for act/watch. Crap choice now. But some buzzyshit. #bbc #Glastonbury

So if I paid money to see this stuff, would it be better stuff or just more stuff that I agreed with? Because I came here originally to understand stuff I didn’t know about. That demands intellectual confrontation. Not hate. Just asking.

Heinz Worcester sauce is a pale, horrid imitation of Lea & Perrins.

A special night to mark the 100th year of Yorkshire Cancer Research ift.tt/IhTGkqc ift.tt/RnrBkGt

These half-time interviews are just wrong. Let the game talk and leave the words for afterwards.

Dear David Lammy We, the British people, demand that if Isaac Herzog steps foot on British soil he is arrested for his war crimes. RT if you agree and tag your MP below 👇

RIP Janine who brought warmth and friendship to the Woolwich bar at #arsenal. She was the cherry on the emirates cake for me. I only found out today that she died suddenly after the end of last season. She’d been there 13 years. Maybe rename to Janine’s Bar? xxx

The question to ask about ID cards, before even considering whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing, is: is government even capable of rolling this out? Previous experiences suggest not.

Can you imagine Trainspotting playing on tv, with sponsorship adverts before and after each break for opioids or heroin? That’s what bet365’s football tv sponsorship is. So easy to stop. Just do it, no “consultations “ with betting companies.

It seems British Airways software systems are a mess. Won’t accept my longtime password. Password reset fails. All this after they changed my username to a ridiculous chain of names from the simple version. Upcoming flights not showing on the app. Sort it out!

Channeling William Gibson

Someone should tell America that this is the football World Cup. Not soccer. Football.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow.