I'd make my big brother King of Spain, just for the bragging rights. There's no other reason why I'd do that. Without the bragging rights, it'd be weird. Inappropriate, even. samsywoodsy.com/2023/09/17/mak…

I'm a #baseball bat kind of guy. Everyone agrees. I wrote about it. samsywoodsy.com/2023/10/01/min…

I lost 7-0 to my wife at pool last night. That's what's happening. samsywoodsy.com/2023/11/04/thi…

I did it again. To any sharks reading this, stay the hell out of my bath. samsywoodsy.com/2023/11/25/rat… #Sharks

How much longer can a social media platform last whilst people are posting nonsense like this? samsywoodsy.com/2023/11/28/id-… #bignoses

Ballerinas - where the hell are they, and what are they doing? If we meet in the street, please don't be offended by my ignorance, but also please don't ballet me to pieces. samsywoodsy.com/2023/12/22/the…

samsywoodsy.com/2023/12/24/i-r… Merry Christmas for half an hour's time. Have a lovely day, or alternatively, read this :)

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I love a good newspaper. Lots of pictures. Best bit was an advert. samsywoodsy.com/2024/01/01/the…

It'd be nice to meet things a little easier. "Fewer feet, less woe, a fair compromise" Maybe I'm getting religious. Maybe I'm buying a new saw. Dunno. samsywoodsy.com/2024/01/16/can…

I was also told my face would never work for TV. So I tried radio, but they said I was too ugly too. Now I blog, because of my face. bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

Reviewing #pubwalks with #billbailey is one of those shows that makes you review yourself. I wrote about it, and then went for a walk. I heartily recommend watching it, reading this, and the going for a walk yourself. samsywoodsy.com/2024/03/17/if-…

My favourite #Flower It's a #sunflower But if I ever had to knock one out.... samsywoodsy.com/2024/03/20/my-…

It was fantastic to work with 'cene magazine and everyone at the club on this. Proper passion all round. cenemagazine.co.uk/news/inside-ca…

Latex maces & crushing collarbones - Columnist Sam Wood heads to a Medieval Combat Club… bit.ly/3MmjOv5 #keepitkent #kent #canterbury #medieval #combat Samuel James

kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/fami… #Kent #MissingPerson #Swale #Newington

I didn't advise this. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… samsywoodsy.com/2024/08/26/ray…

samsywoodsy.com/2024/12/08/the… Where's our attention at? #civilwarcatchphrase

Well worth a checking in with GenProOnline if you want to watch some fantastic Kent #wrestling or to find out about how you can become a wrestler yourself. Thanks to everyone there for the words and the bumps!

Edition 37 OUT NOW! cenemagazine.co.uk/edition-37