The noise this made was revolting. #girlproblems

Christian is a right fittie. Bloody hell. #MyFatStory

Aiden episode of SAT on telly. Sigh. My dream husband dangled in front of me again. What a beaut.

Bloody love Katie Hopkins

Voice of big brother needs to get his shit together. Fumbling over every other word in that script.

Men showing disrespect for my body/feelings used to make me ashamed and upset now it just makes me mad. #toooldforthatbullshit

Is it wine o'clock yet? #sundayfunday

Favourite gp not doing call backs today. Have to make do with a random. Feel bereft and abandoned. Dr Suresh why have you forsaken me???

I think parents considering calling their kid a stupid name should have to legally change their name to "Turd " and see how fun it is then.

Feeling massively dirty and uneasy after watching American Sniper for "entertainment". Feels fundamentally wrong.

Feeling every kind of sick and "bleh" all in one this morning. If i was a horse suffering this much I'd be lasagne by now.

There is literally no limit to the amount of toast I can consume in a single sitting. Definitely worthy of some kind of award.

I've never wanted to stuff my face with cake so much in all my life #nilbymouth #bollockstothis

An absolutely obscene amount of cereal has gone down my trap today. Right bloater.

If you’re not meant to do it why does sticking stuff in your ear feel so good?

Reading my notes waiting for an op and there's a random patch of someone else's highly personal notes mixed in. #hospitalworries #reassuring

Anyone know where Sandys AMAZING jumper is from?! I must have it. #GBBO2015 #bakeoff #GBBO

Coyp! 💙❤💙❤ Crystal Palace F.C.

We're ready! Crystal Palace F.C.