The guy refereeing the Birmingham v Newcastle game used to be a primary teacher. Used to love playing games against his school as he’d always ref them in full kit.

Me too. The only reason I haven’t deleted yet is because Sky Sports shows goals shortly after they’ve been scored.

Bring back the 5-5-0 #CarabaoCup #NUFC

🏆 Newcastle fans are living the dream they have dreamt for a long, long time. Their first domestic trophy for 70 years! This Wembley win will be celebrated long into the night. ⚪️⚫️ #CarabaoCupFinal

WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED CARABAO CUP WINNERS #wedontdoquiet

Watched the game from a hotel bar in Bangkok. It’s 2am here and they kept the bar open for an extra couple of hours for me. I will remember where I was for this goal for the rest of my life.

Saw this cool spider in Thailand a few weeks ago. Look at his face!!!

“I KISSED THE GROUND AND I LIKED IT”

I will never understand any penalty taker not just hitting it as hard as they can into the corner.

Jamaica’s Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce showed absolutely no mercy in the parents race at her son’s sports day…😂😂😂

Folk need to calm down. They’re changing the badge not the entire playing squad.

“What is the charge? Winning a trophy? A succulent European trophy?”

Postecoglou is about to give the smuggest of interviews

I’d have won the award for most efficient at getting kids on/off the bus before and after swimming lessons.

Hey, Grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

Hey, Grok , who was the best person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, tag them.

Hey Grok, which of my followers is the funniest?

INCREDIBLE. 🤯 League Two side Grimsby Town have knocked Manchester United out of the Carabao Cup. 👏

Most chaotic relays ever.

Can’t recall ever seeing a better header than that