TONIGHT! Elite Wrestling Entertainment UK returns for a very timely BATTLE ROYAL! After he screwed me over last time, my major aim is to hurl out @jordansaeed_. BE THERE! Tickets here or on the door (but EWE does have a tendency to sell out beforehand!): tinyurl.com/ra4abjt

Not Feeling Motivated? YOU DON'T NEED TO!! youtu.be/o6SL11JvNR8

I'm reacting to my WRESTLING DEBUT (!) from two years ago today. This scares me because I know how bad I was 😂. Come join me live now over WhatCulture Wrestling and let's just have some fun! youtube.com/watch?v=Iq8Ghi…

Why does this keep going on!? youtu.be/FRPPBRVE0JY

A very nice person on here asked me: "Simon. How do I get ripped like Finn Balor?" True story. Here is my answer: youtu.be/s8DGv5DKPI8

One step closer to making all these actual t-shirts you can buy (rough designs for now). What a world we live in...

So I have a bunch of new t-shirts being made... which means we should get rid of the old ones! Use the code 'BALDFOOL' to get 50% off all tees right now! I only have a limited amount, in case you care! simonmiller.bigcartel.com!

NEW MERCH ALERT! If you want to shout 'WHY?', fight back against those who call you a 'Bald A$$hole', or embrace my greatest pun ever - 'The Flexorcist' - now you can... SHIPS WORLDWIDE! simonmiller.bigcartel.com

One of the better parts of 2020 was being asked by Bethesda UK to make a series of videos informing you how to train like the DOOM Slayer! It's as ridiculous as you imagine...👇 #Ad

To celebrate the release of Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim Anniversary Edition, Bethesda UK asked me to run down the 5 BEST Skyrim memes from the last 10 years... so I did! Watch and enjoy. #Ad

#WWE2K22 is out today and I've been going through 'MyRise'. As you can see, the results have been... ludicrous 😂! 👇 #Ad #WWE2K25 2K United Kingdom

Week 2 of playing #WWE2K’s MyRise mode. I’ve made it to SmackDown and… well… whoops 😂. 👇 #ad 2K United Kingdom #WWE2K25

The final week of my #WWE2K22 MyRise journey where I accidentally trade myself to the wrong show and go after an incorrect title belt. 😂😂 Enjoy! #Ad #WWE2K25 2K United Kingdom

Happy news! I’ve teamed up with Samson Athletics to make Simon Miller Fitness Tees starting with ‘The Fitness Palace Of Love’ exclusive shirt. Never did I think my stupid name for the gym would ever take me here! 😂 Get yours today -> lddy.no/1dawn Thank you!

Last shilling for the day. More designs have arrived on Pro-Wrestling Tees! All ship worldwide and all help me a little so if anything takes your fancy, go nuts! prowrestlingtees.com/simonmiller

One reason to watch Ups and Downs today. 😂

I'M BACK! @2k_UK and #WWE2K23 have asked me to go on a MyRise adventure & the beginning of my journey is... interesting 😂. Watch me emerge from a safe to challenge Sami Zayn & magically regrow a beautiful head of hair below .👇 #Ad

My #WWE2K23 MyRise adventure continues with 2K United Kingdom, and this week... I'm becoming friends with Randy Orton! Not entirely sure that's how he sees it but dreams do come true! 👇 #Ad

The #WWE2K23 MyRise journey continues with 2K United Kingdom ... as I sneak back into WWE! 😂 It then all goes bad and I get screwed over. Whoops! 🤷‍♂️ #Ad

My #WWE2K23 MyRise journey with 2K United Kingdom ends in the most warm and fuzzy in the tum tum way possible! I know how to book wrestling 😂. #Ad